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My Friend, watch out for traitors
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iz črnega humorja!!!
Se ponoči sprehaja moški ob pokopališču. Potem pa zagleda, kako nekdo za zidom pokopališča seksa. Pride zraven in potoži, da že dolgo ni seksal in prosi možakarja če mu prepusti partnerko za kakšno minutko. Možakar se obrne in odvrne:
"Tam imaš lopato, pa si jo izkoplji!"
Kaj bi v tem trenutku počela Diana, če bi bila še živa?
Obupano bi praskala po pokrovu krste!
Model in njegova punca sta bila skupaj v postelji, ko se punca nenadoma obrnek njemu in ga vpraša: "A si ti pedofil?""Preklet hudič!" reče on karajoče. "To je grda grda beseda od osemletne punčke!"
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Posted: 25.May.2010 at 09:29 |
 Vragg wrote:
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Greta mat in sinko mimo trgovine z živalmi...
Sinček: "Mama, jazst bi pa želvo."
Mater: "Mir daj mulc, sej maš že raka!"
Črn humor je najbol imo :D |
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You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I AM GOD!
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Posted: 25.May.2010 at 09:27 |
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You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I AM GOD!
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Stne
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Posted: 25.May.2010 at 09:27 |
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You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I AM GOD!
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Posted: 22.May.2010 at 19:28 |
sekky wrote:
Veš da je Chuck Norris enkrat dvakrat pršu |
Stne wrote:
zakaj je bab med sexom pametna?!
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~ V življenju niso pomembni ljudje, ki ti želijo srečo, ampak tisti, ki te osrečujejo. ~
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Posted: 21.May.2010 at 20:43 |
ma če to ne spada pod vicepol pa res nevem kam: Two burglary suspects who covered their faces by drawing on 'masks'
with a permanent marker pen have been arrested.
 POVEZAVA DO ČLANKA
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Iz Teme smo prišli, v Temo se vrnemo
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Posted: 21.May.2010 at 13:26 |
Jedu moljci filmsku traku.
- Dobar ovaj gospodar prstenova.
- Jeste ali je knjiga bila bolja.
Setaju dva informaticara ulicom i pored njih prodje zgodna zena.
- Vidi kakve properties ima ova.
- Zaboravi, ona je read only.
Razgovaraju dva carinika.
- Što da poklonim mom prijatelju Peri za rođendan? Da li da mu dam servis za 36 osoba od 24-karatnog zlata?
- Ne, nemoj! Bolje mu pokloni najnoviji model BMW-a! Ne, čekaj, sjetio sam se! Pusti ga jedan dan da bude sam u smjeni!
- Čekaj, toliki prijatelji ipak nismo!
Bogati bankar vozi se u svom Mercedesu i ugleda muškarca kako jede travu. Zaustavi auto i izađe van.
Pita ga: Zašto jedete travu?
- Nemam novaca za hranu.
- Dođite onda sa mnom da vas nahranim.
- Ali, imam i ženu i troje djece.
Bankar odgovara, smeškajući se - Nema problema, ima dovoljno i za njih.
Svi uđu zajedno u Mercedes, auto je sad prepun ljudi i dece. Kad su krenuli kaže siromašan čovek: Gospodine vi ste stvarno predobri. Hvala vam što ste nas poveli sa sobom.
- Ma, nema problema. Kad samo vidite koliko je visoka trava u mom dvorištu...
Kako se smeje James Bond? HA, HA-HA!
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Anything is possible dec d uejBe The Change You Want To See
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Posted: 13.May.2010 at 15:36 |
Aja?
Ne vem, ne berem Poleta....
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Posted: 13.May.2010 at 15:27 |
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toj pa iz poleta :)
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taprav desc ma orodje pod streho
http://puzavnar.mybrute.com
jst ne spim,jest komiram
izjava dneva od gurija
now telefon mam.pm me your number bithes
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Posted: 13.May.2010 at 15:11 |
Možu umre žena in preden jo položijo v trugo on reče: "na trebuh jo obrnite".
Vsi začudeni "zakaj pa to"?
On pa reče" če se slučajno zbudi, da bo dol kopala!"
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A teenage boy asks his granny: "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny: "Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen??!!" |
ha-ha!
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Po mesecu dni v samostanu mlad menih vpraša opata :
'Veste, dolgo
sem že tukaj, ali bi lahko... veste... nekako bi moral.... kako
naj...'.
Opat : 'Seveda, v prvi celici je sod z luknjo, idi tja
pa nabijaj kolikor hočes'.
Menih gre v celico, opravi, in mu je
zelo všeč.
Vpraša opata :'Lahko tudi jutri ?'.
'Seveda
lahko. Lahko vsak dan, razen ob petkih.'
Menih : 'Kaj pa je ob
petkih ?'.
Opat: 'Ob petkih boš ti v sodu.'
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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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What does it say on a dyslexic satanist's t-shirt?
"I sold my soul to Santa"
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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The psychiatrist told me I'm crazy. I told him I need a second opinion. He said that I am ugly too.
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Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!
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Q: Why do you never give a fat chick a leather jacket?
A: There's no point in taking the skin off one cow and putting it on another.
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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming...
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
Tim Allen
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Did you hear about the new Italian tank?
Yeah, It has 11 gears. 10 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.
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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
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Veš da je Chuck Norris enkrat dvakrat pršu
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Anything is possible dec d uejBe The Change You Want To See
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A teenage boy asks his granny: "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny: "Fuck the pills; have you seen the dragons in the kitchen??!!"
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zakaj je baba med sexom pametna?!
...ker je priključena na inteligenco
Edited by Stne - 25.May.2010 at 09:28
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Pravi sine: "Mami, mami, jest bi pa čokolado."
Mater: "Nastavi roke."
Sine: "Mami, saj veš, da jih nimam."
Mater: "Sej čokolade tut ne dobiš."
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Greta mat in sinko mimo trgovine z živalmi...
Sinček: "Mama, jazst bi pa želvo."
Mater: "Mir daj mulc, sej maš že raka!"
Črn humor je najbol imo :D
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Your god is dead! The goatchrist prevails!
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Posted: 02.May.2010 at 17:30 |
| solzice |
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Pritece Prezihov Voranc z solzicami : mati, mati, solzice!
Ma mulec pijani! Kaksne solzice? Po krompir sem te poslala!!
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Gneča na obvoznici. Ves promet stoji. Nekomu en
tip potrka na okno. Ta odpre in vpraša: "Kaj se pa dogaja?" "Teroristi
so ugrabili Pahorja, Jelinčiča in Turka in hočejo 10 miljonov ali jih
bodo pa polili z bencinom in zažgali, tako da zdaj zbiramo..." "Koliko
pa dajejo ljudje?" "Pa, dajejo po liter, dva...
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Rock n' roll ain't noise pollution.
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Anything is possible dec d uejBe The Change You Want To See
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Posted: 15.Apr.2010 at 07:53 |
Biti zaljubljen,
je
enako, kot da se
poserješ v hlače.
Vsi to vidijo,
toda samo
ti imaš
tisti poseben občutek topline.
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Posted: 13.Apr.2010 at 19:55 |
Gigo wrote:
zmagovalna
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über LULZ!!!! fak...sem imel tako skrolano,da spodnje sličice nisem videl in res nisem pričakoval tega hahahahha
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Ma dej umru sm k sm to vidu :D sej je ultimativno neumno, ampak spontano režanje zagotovljeno
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zmagovalna
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Rock n' roll ain't noise pollution.
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Sedaj bomo videli, koliko poznate ameriško zgodovino.
Kdo je rekel 'Svoboda ali smrt'?
Tišina, samo Suzuki dvigne roko:
Patrick Henry, leta 1775 v Philadelphiji.
Učiteljica: Zelo dobro, Suzuki.
Kdo pa je rekel 'Država je narod in kot taka ne sme nikoli umreti'?
Suzuki vstane: Abraham Lincoln, 1863 v Washingtonu.
Učiteljica strogo pogleda učence in pravi: Sram naj vas bo. Suzuki Japonec, pa pozna ameriško zgodovino bolje od vas.
Tih glas iz ozadja: Jebite se, posrani Japonci!
Učiteljica zakriči: Kdo je to rekel!?
Suzuki dvigne roko in reče: General MacArthur, 1942 na Guadalcanalu in Lee Iacocca, 1982 na skupščini delničarjev Chryslerja v Detroitu.
Razred je tiho, samo od nekod se sliši: Puši falus!
Suzuki: Bill Clinton Monici Levinsky, 1997 v Ovalni pisarni, Washington .
Drug učenec se zadere: Suzuki je sranje!
Suzuki: Valentino Rossi, 2002 na moto Grand-prix Brazilije v Rio de Janeiru.
Razred popizdi, učiteljica pade v nezavest. V razred nato vstopi ravnatelj: V pičko materno, takega kaosa pa še nisem videl!
Suzuki: Janez Janša - Ambrus November 2006
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Lol@playback :P
Drgač pa rabš kr cajt da se takle besediu naučiš hehehe
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Your god is dead! The goatchrist prevails!
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tak ruski oto pestner
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Dadaisticni slager?
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Following our will and wind we may go where noone has been
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Teli Japončki so res mal šašavi (npr. ta, ki je snemal). Nimam nič proti, sam vse skp izpade mal... tko no... japonsk. 
Cute Japanese Girl at the Gym
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BWAHAHAHA, ZADN STAVEK UBIJA
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The Optimistic Cynic: Remaining completely oblivious to the tragedy of existence. 
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NuuX wrote:
A Pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
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AHAHAHAHAHAhahahAHAHHA :D
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A Pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch."
The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's just fun you can't see.
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Dve blondinki se sprehajata po parku in zagledata tretjo blondinko na jasi kako vesla po travi. In reče prva: "Vidiš zarad takih budal kot je tale pa mamo vice o blondinkah!" Pa reče druga: "No saj, če bi jaz znala plavat, bi šla tja in bi jo kar na gobec!" http://www.myspace.com/leathernart
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Razlika med žensko in anteno:
Ženska dobr vleče tud v kleti.
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Vpraša tip blondinko: A si ti Ivana? sledi: Ne, Ivan je mene :)
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SE POGOVARJATA DVE BLONDINKI.
PRVA:
A VEŠ, DA SE LAHKO OD TRDEGA PENISA DOBI RAK NA MATERNIČNEM VRATU?
DRUGA:
TEGA NE VEM, VEM PA, DA SE LAHKO DOBI OD MEHKEGA ŽIVČNI ZLOM.
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se oprasicujem za oftopik :>
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