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zadnja. hahaha. bla bla bla...
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jao ej.

parno obračalo
parna žleht lička/žlička
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Ujko, je'l mene donela roda?
Ne sunce ujkino, ti si peder, tebe je doneo flamingo . 
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Čovjek pobjegne , iz zatvora gdje je proveo 15 godina , i provali , u neku kuću, tražeći novac i oružje. Pronalazi mladi par u krevetu. Naređuje muškarcu da izađe iz kreveta i veže ga za stolicu. 
Dok je vezao djevojku za krevet , popeo se na nju, ljubio joj vrat i šaputao na uho, a onda je ustao i otišao u kupaonicu . 
Dok je bio tamo, muž kaže svojoj ženi: 
" Čuj , ovaj tip, je osuđenik koji je pobjegao iz zatvora , pogledaj mu odjeću! 
Vjerojatno je proveo mnogo vremena u zatvoru i nije vidio ženu, godinama ... Primjetio sam kako te poljubio u vrat. Ako želi seks, ne odupiri se,
ne žali se, učini sve što ti on kaže. Zadovolji ga bez obzira koliko ti je sve
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Ovaj tip je vjerojatno vrlo opasan. Ako ga razljutimo, on će nas ubiti. Budi
jaka, medena, volim te." 
Žena šapućući odgovara: 
" A ne on nije ljubio moj vrat ... Šaputao mi je na uho ... Rekao je da je 
gay, misli da si sladak, a pitanje je bilo imamo li vazelin ... Rekla sam mu
da je u kupaonici . Budi jak medeni, i ja tebe volim!".

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en Dejzijev

I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.

"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"

"A libertarian," he said.

"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"

"Free-market libertarian," he said.

"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"

"Paleo-libertarian," he said.

"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"

"Austrian," he said.

"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"

"Rothbardian," he said.

"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"

"Consequentialist," he said.

So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge.

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Janezek je radoveden, nekaj mu ne da miru, zato se obrne k očetu: "Daj mi povej, kaj je to impotenca?" 
Ta star nekaj časa poglobljeno razmišlja in nato izusti: "Veš sine, to je približno tako, kot če bi igral pikado s kuhanimi špageti ..."


Vpraša mali Janezek očeta: "Zakaj deda stalno bere Sveto pismo?" 
Oče zlobno odgovori: "Pripravlja se za sprejemni izpit."

 
Mali Gorenček vpraša ateja: "A vohka televizijo gledam?"
Ata pa prav: "Vohka, vohka, sam ne je pržgat."
 

Nekatere preveč skrbijo leta, zato ... kakšna je razlika med ženskami starosti 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 in 68 let? 
 
Pri 8 - pelješ jo v posteljo in ji poveš pravljico. 
 
Pri 18 - poveš ji pravljico in jo pelješ v posteljo. 
 
Pri 28 - ne rabiš ji povedati pravljice, da gre v posteljo. 
 
Pri 38 - ona ti pove pravljico in te pelje v posteljo. 
 
Pri 48 - poveš ji pravljico, da ti ni treba z njo v posteljo. 
 
Pri 58 - greš prej v posteljo, da ne rabiš poslušati njene pravljice. 
 
Pri 68 - z njo v posteljo greš samo še v pravljici.
 

Po Sahari se sprehajata dva severna medveda. 
In pripomni prvi drugemu: "Tule je morala biti pa resna poledica, da so tako močno posipali..."
 

Uslužbenec vpraša šefa: "Šefe, ali lahko grem danes prej domov, pomagat moram ženi okrog dela po hiši?"
"Ne!"
"Hvala šefe, vedel sem, da se na vas lahko zanesem."
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... then talk to each other CryLOLLOLLOL haha
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Nekje v Sloveniji ...
Pridejo Bosanc, Slovenc in Avstrijc pred Sv. Petra.
Pravi Peter: Rabim železen kontejner. Kdor dobi posel gre v nebesa!
Dajo ponudbe. Bosanc 400 €, Avstrijc 600 € in Slovenc 3000 €!
Petra zamika vedet zakaj take razlike in povabi vse na razgovor. Pojasni Bosanc: 200 delo, 200 material
Avstrijc reče: Mi imamo zahtevnejše standarde za material, plačamo prispevke za delavce. 300 delo, 300 material.
In Slovenc: 1000 meni, 1000 tebi, 600 Avstrijcu da bo tiho, za 400 bo pa Bosanc našvasal kontejner

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https://net.hr/hot/zvijezde/severina-priznala-da-ju-je-zbog-slavnog-filmica-nazvao-i-arsen-dedic-kolegice-ja-sam-cuo-da-imate-neki-film/

Severina je nastavila: ‘U tim situacijama ljudi uvijek pruže podršku, dobila sam tisuće poruka, ali jedna mi je ostala u najjasnijem sjećanju. Zove me Arsen Dedić i kaže: ‘Kolegice, ja sam čuo da imate neki film, ali nemate glazbu pa se preporučujem”.

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Kliče Fata iz bloka svog sina:
anđele!
Anđele!!
ANĐELE!!!
MORBID ANĐELE!!!!
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Pogledaj dom svoj morbidni anđele! LOL




Kliče mama iz balkona svojega sina, ki je na igrišču: "Ervineeee, živalo jedna, prid' dam kosilat!"

True story! From the 90's as I recall. 

Pa še ena: "Na, tle maš za lučko, pa da te eno uro splo' ne vem!" Mama dobila obisk ...


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Pride cigo v trgovino pa prav prodajalki: dve elektrike bi kupo.
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pride janezek v trgovino pa vpraša če imajo sto kil kruha.
pa prav prodajalke da ne ker ga ne bodo prodal toliko.
gre janezek in naredi samomor.
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Prodaje Cigo pojačalo.
Pita ga kupac: "Je li bre, koliko je jako pojačalo?"
- "Ama, jako brate!"
- "Ma pitam te koliko je vatno?"
- "Ama, neverovatno!"
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Tole dejansko ven vrže na GT, enako tudi pri prevodu v hrvaščino tako, da ne vem več, ali je to nekdo vnesel kot "pravilen prevod" ali ...?



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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

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