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zadnja. hahaha. bla bla bla...
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jao ej.

parno obračalo
parna žleht lička/žlička
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Ujko, je'l mene donela roda?
Ne sunce ujkino, ti si peder, tebe je doneo flamingo . 
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Čovjek pobjegne , iz zatvora gdje je proveo 15 godina , i provali , u neku kuću, tražeći novac i oružje. Pronalazi mladi par u krevetu. Naređuje muškarcu da izađe iz kreveta i veže ga za stolicu. 
Dok je vezao djevojku za krevet , popeo se na nju, ljubio joj vrat i šaputao na uho, a onda je ustao i otišao u kupaonicu . 
Dok je bio tamo, muž kaže svojoj ženi: 
" Čuj , ovaj tip, je osuđenik koji je pobjegao iz zatvora , pogledaj mu odjeću! 
Vjerojatno je proveo mnogo vremena u zatvoru i nije vidio ženu, godinama ... Primjetio sam kako te poljubio u vrat. Ako želi seks, ne odupiri se,
ne žali se, učini sve što ti on kaže. Zadovolji ga bez obzira koliko ti je sve
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Ovaj tip je vjerojatno vrlo opasan. Ako ga razljutimo, on će nas ubiti. Budi
jaka, medena, volim te." 
Žena šapućući odgovara: 
" A ne on nije ljubio moj vrat ... Šaputao mi je na uho ... Rekao je da je 
gay, misli da si sladak, a pitanje je bilo imamo li vazelin ... Rekla sam mu
da je u kupaonici . Budi jak medeni, i ja tebe volim!".

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en Dejzijev

I was walking home one evening and came upon a clearly depressed man standing at the edge of a bridge, looking like he was about to jump. I called out to him to wait, and ran over to see what was the matter.

"It's this country," he lamented. "It's falling into ruin and there's nothing I can do about it. The election was the last straw. I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

"Well cheer up," I said. "We're all in this together. Say, are you a conservative, or a libertarian?"

"A libertarian," he said.

"That's great!" I said. "See, you're not alone. Are you a free-market libertarian or a libertarian socialist?"

"Free-market libertarian," he said.

"Me too!" I said. "Paleo-libertarian or neo-libertarian?"

"Paleo-libertarian," he said.

"Hey, so am I!" I said. "Chicago or Austrian school of economics?"

"Austrian," he said.

"Me too," I said. "Hayek or Rothbardian strand?"

"Rothbardian," he said.

"Same here," I said. "Are you a consequentialist or deontological libertarian?"

"Consequentialist," he said.

So I said, "Die, statist scum!" and pushed him off the bridge.

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Janezek je radoveden, nekaj mu ne da miru, zato se obrne k očetu: "Daj mi povej, kaj je to impotenca?" 
Ta star nekaj časa poglobljeno razmišlja in nato izusti: "Veš sine, to je približno tako, kot če bi igral pikado s kuhanimi špageti ..."


Vpraša mali Janezek očeta: "Zakaj deda stalno bere Sveto pismo?" 
Oče zlobno odgovori: "Pripravlja se za sprejemni izpit."

 
Mali Gorenček vpraša ateja: "A vohka televizijo gledam?"
Ata pa prav: "Vohka, vohka, sam ne je pržgat."
 

Nekatere preveč skrbijo leta, zato ... kakšna je razlika med ženskami starosti 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 in 68 let? 
 
Pri 8 - pelješ jo v posteljo in ji poveš pravljico. 
 
Pri 18 - poveš ji pravljico in jo pelješ v posteljo. 
 
Pri 28 - ne rabiš ji povedati pravljice, da gre v posteljo. 
 
Pri 38 - ona ti pove pravljico in te pelje v posteljo. 
 
Pri 48 - poveš ji pravljico, da ti ni treba z njo v posteljo. 
 
Pri 58 - greš prej v posteljo, da ne rabiš poslušati njene pravljice. 
 
Pri 68 - z njo v posteljo greš samo še v pravljici.
 

Po Sahari se sprehajata dva severna medveda. 
In pripomni prvi drugemu: "Tule je morala biti pa resna poledica, da so tako močno posipali..."
 

Uslužbenec vpraša šefa: "Šefe, ali lahko grem danes prej domov, pomagat moram ženi okrog dela po hiši?"
"Ne!"
"Hvala šefe, vedel sem, da se na vas lahko zanesem."
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... then talk to each other CryLOLLOLLOL haha
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Nekje v Sloveniji ...
Pridejo Bosanc, Slovenc in Avstrijc pred Sv. Petra.
Pravi Peter: Rabim železen kontejner. Kdor dobi posel gre v nebesa!
Dajo ponudbe. Bosanc 400 €, Avstrijc 600 € in Slovenc 3000 €!
Petra zamika vedet zakaj take razlike in povabi vse na razgovor. Pojasni Bosanc: 200 delo, 200 material
Avstrijc reče: Mi imamo zahtevnejše standarde za material, plačamo prispevke za delavce. 300 delo, 300 material.
In Slovenc: 1000 meni, 1000 tebi, 600 Avstrijcu da bo tiho, za 400 bo pa Bosanc našvasal kontejner

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https://net.hr/hot/zvijezde/severina-priznala-da-ju-je-zbog-slavnog-filmica-nazvao-i-arsen-dedic-kolegice-ja-sam-cuo-da-imate-neki-film/

Severina je nastavila: ‘U tim situacijama ljudi uvijek pruže podršku, dobila sam tisuće poruka, ali jedna mi je ostala u najjasnijem sjećanju. Zove me Arsen Dedić i kaže: ‘Kolegice, ja sam čuo da imate neki film, ali nemate glazbu pa se preporučujem”.

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