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Person-man
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Ta topic je namenjen pretiranemu kopičenju citatov :>
naj bodo to ali globoki kot marijanski jarek in so na vas ožigosali vtis, ki ga bojo še vaši pravnuki trpel ali pa totalno pointless zabavni let us begin! Za začetek ene par iz Fight Cluba, moj all-time favourite filmič: "Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. " "Only after disaster can we be resurrected. " "People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it. " "The things you own end up owning you." "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. " "And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom. " tule je pa zbranih par Sam & Max citatov, ena izmed najbolj kul likov v zgodovini iger/stripov http://www.armory.com/~grafter/samquote.html |
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Hopsy
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Men ma Doug Stanhope kul quote. Sicer na odru deluje kot pijan kreten,
pa sj do neke mere tut je, sam je kr genijalec za moje pojme.
"If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?" "Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone." "Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and fucking irritating." "If you're gonna have a pro-drug argument, start the argument where it starts: I have the right to do what ever the hell I want to my own body, if it kills me slowly, happy for me, fuck you, "clack clack" (miming a pump-action shotgun) stop me!" "All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!" "Why would you die for someone's sins? Your sins are the only thing interesting about you you dreary, bleak motherfuckers." “Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.” ... |
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... Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Hopsy ...
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grafin
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prvo mi pade na pamet:
življenje je bolezen s smrtnim izidom in se prenaša s spolnimi odnosi... |
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se oprasicujem za oftopik :>
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FINc
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Resnica ne zmaguje, le njeni sovražniki izumirajo.
Max Planck Življenje se poraja iz smrti in jutrišnji dan se bo razcvetel samo v prahu preteklosti. Émile Zola Edited by FINc - 18.Jan.2011 at 16:08 |
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Zupan
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Alkohol ne reši nobenih problemu, sok pa prav tako ne
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Davorin.L.
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"We're all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world." (Fight club)
Iz rules of Attraction: "I only had sex with her because I'm in love with you." "I really did try to kill myself... right before I faked it." "Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?" "Fuck you all very much." "I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger." |
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I kill people all day long,
I sing my song, because I'm John Lawman. |
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Hopsy: Stanhope, zakon! Tale je tud njegova (med govorom o prenaseljenosti kot glavnem vzroku za uničevanje okolja): "The next time you see a hybrid car with a baby seat in the back, smash the windows out of that car - fight club style - steal the baby seat, leave a condom where the baby seat sat and see if you sent a message."
Za težit pa pamet solit tale večkrat prav pride: "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." (avtor neznan, populariziral Milton Friedman) |
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N.J.C.
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"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled." "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes." "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." "You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye." HUNTER S. THOMPSON !!! Edited by N.J.C. - 18.Jan.2011 at 17:09 |
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TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
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Person-man
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that reminds me
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." |
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Ivan
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A dirty mind is a joy forever. (Ne vem, od koga je, se pa strinjam!)
Prsata lepotica Jamesu Bondu: ''I'm Plenty.'' James Bond njej: ''Indeed you are.'' ''We must bring the lightning to strike at Delorean when it hits precisely 88 miles per hour.'' (Back To The Future) Član CK: ''Zakaj ste hčer poimenovali Volga? Ata kulak: ''Po ruski reki.'' Član CK: ''Ali pri nas nimamo lepših imen rek, npr. Sava?'' (Moj Ata, socialistični kulak) |
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DICKLESS TRACY
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N.J.C.
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Par modrosti glasbenikov... :)
"You don't burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored." (Cliff Burton) "Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion." (Alice Cooper) "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing." Mick Jagger " Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus." (Ozzy) "One mans ceiling is another mans floor." "Try on another mans glasses..the vision you see may surprise you..." "If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?" (Nikki Sixx) Edited by N.J.C. - 18.Jan.2011 at 18:44 |
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TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
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thinking in the ways of science means being limited by a box that has a certain increasing rate defined by comunity of others. Thinking in the ways of the Heart means being loyal to yourself and your own Intuition, which knows there are things outside that box. |
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pestilence.
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Music is a beautiful opiate, if you don't take it too seriously. (H. Miller)
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"En dan se mi bo strgal vse bom pustu in bom šu." Janez Zmazek-Žan
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Železnk
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"AHA! DEJ SVA PA UKP!" (Bedanec, ko ujame Kekca)
Edited by Železnk - 19.Jan.2011 at 19:06 |
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devlin
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'Vsak je svoje (ne)sreče kovač.' (Veliki Lebowski)
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Soultaker
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Verjetno si mislu : Vsak je svoje Tinkare Kovač. Ane? |
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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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ledeni
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I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell? (H. Simpson) |
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izzy
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Alkohol je kurba ... posebej, če ga ni.
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Music is the gate, it's an opening to our fate, it's a feeling that binds us strong
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devlin
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Do you feel lucky? ...............................Punk? - Dirty Harry
When you get to hell tell them I sent you. You'll get a group discount. - Caleb Here's johnny! - Jack Nicholson What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima letnik '45 |
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fireinthahole
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English, motherfucker, do you speak it? - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
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polopoklip
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Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here. Scent of a woman
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...separation of delusion and cum...
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Mraz
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"..Since there is no love in my life, I must have something to replace it with.
So I replaced it with hate, constant hate. Constant reminder to hate. It keeps my left foot going in front of my right foot..." -Richard Leonard "The Iceman" Kuklinski "When fascism makes it's way to these United States, it will disguise itself as bible wrapped in an American Flag." -Sinclair Lewis 1934 pa še ful dost dobrih je... |
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polopoklip
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Apparently it wasn't a heart attack it was food poisoning from some 8 year old nuts.
To je napisal nek xy osebek na xy forumu v času, ko je umrl Michael Jackson. |
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...separation of delusion and cum...
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Norther
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''They're playing groupie so I'm playing rockstar''- Mystery
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Beer sells...........and I'm buying
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Jan Ov Plain
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'Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.' oziroma 'Cock-up before conspiracy'.
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Occam's razor can leave a scar, but it can remove the cancer so often caused by the poison of liars and imaginers.
Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. |
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Vargenhall
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i feel sorry
for the earth's population 'cuz so few live in the U.S.A. at least the foreigners can copy our morality they can visit but they cannot stay |
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N.J.C.
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"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police." -Keith Richards
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TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
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Madafaka
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"I used to have a drug problem but now I can afford it" Dave Lee Roth
"Don't drink and drive, you might spill it" Eddie Van Halen
"He should have a band called Van Inhalen" Sebastian Bach po znanem incidentu Davida Lee Rotha s travo
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Raul artista, siempre Madridista!
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Vargenhall
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We've got no future
And we've got no hope We don't wanna do anything Until we get our dope by:The Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13(Wednesday) |
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Helldragon
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"This street is my world. I don't pretend to go uptown and be anything fancy - I can, but I find more real in the world that I'm in. And the real world is the one I have to deal with everyday, you know. Believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left."
Charles Manson |
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#2 is the first loser ;)
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Mraz
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"Murder is not about lust and it's not about violence. It's about possession. When you feel the last breath of life coming out of the woman, you look into her eyes. At the point, it's being God."
— Ted Bundy |
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Vargenhall
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In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends!!!
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Mørke
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"I started to destroying myself, both physically and psychologically. I tried to break all the borders, to fuck myself up and to get to a higher level. Because that's … When you do stuff like this you either die or you rise above." (Niklas Kvarforth) |
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In the decaying reality... I am just a crawling worm living in a world of lies.
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Davorin.L.
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Ni ravno citat, je pa skoraj vic... skoraj...
Pristopim do Nikslasa če mi podpiše Shining IV. Eden od članov benda se zajebava al bi rad ga mi podpiše s krvjo ali s spermo. Odgovorim, da bi raje s pisalom. Iščem po žepih. Mučna tišina. Nato: "I don't have a pen." Da ne bo čist mimo, dva iz Twin Peaks: "The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost!" "I'm as blank as a fart!" Edited by Davorin.L. - 23.Nov.2011 at 23:56 |
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I kill people all day long,
I sing my song, because I'm John Lawman. |
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rožica
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"It's a pleasure for me to play in this city, which is named after one of the greatest bands ever."
Scot Kelly, Ljubljana, marec 2011 Nekomu, ki je požvižgaval ob eni njegovi pesmi pa je iz odra pribil nekaj v stilu: "Your don't know how to whistle. Next time, bring a trumpet if you want to impress me." |
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All matter in the universe is destined to become the scrap heap of history.
It’s called the 2nd Law. |
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Kali
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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It
came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that
you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively
develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you
humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until
every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is
to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that
follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings
are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the
cure.(Agent Smith, The Matrix)
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Iz Teme smo prišli, v Temo se vrnemo
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Grrrrr
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You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane." (Graham Chapman)
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Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark
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frogstomp
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"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre
originalno: l'enfer, c'est les autres Edited by frogstomp - 24.Nov.2011 at 15:47 |
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Ejsi_Disi
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Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!
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Rock n' roll ain't noise pollution.
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Norther
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''what other people think about you is none of your business''-david d
"Attraction is not an option" David Deangelo "You can do it three times in you life: first time, last time and never again" - Badboy "Happiness isn't a goal; it's a by-product." Eleanor Roosevelt ''You have 28000 days left to live and it is passing by one second at a time'' Mystery "10 years from now you will have more regret from the things you didnt do then the things you did." He who hesitates..... masterbates |
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Beer sells...........and I'm buying
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Sangre
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In case of hippies...listen to SLAYER!!! to nalepko mam na vratih prlimano (so no hippie would enter! /,,/)
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Surgite atque resurgite dum agni leones fient.
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Davorin.L.
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Hiperkapitalizem v točkah:
(Če niste trekiji, jih ene pol verjetno ne boste štekali, ampak vseeno jih je ene par legendarnih) http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/ Edited by Davorin.L. - 13.Dec.2011 at 23:30 |
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I kill people all day long,
I sing my song, because I'm John Lawman. |
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pestilence.
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Made my day |
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"En dan se mi bo strgal vse bom pustu in bom šu." Janez Zmazek-Žan
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matos
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hm še nikoli prej nisem opazil te niti, bi si moral začet dobre citate zapisovat nekam...
Trenutno se ne spomenem nobenega "more than life", mi je pa kul tale: The grass is always greener, where the dogs are shitting - Soundarden/Chris Cornell |
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pestilence.
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"Old enough to know, but I'm too young to care."
"If women ruled the world, would missiles be shaped differently???" "Bring me a sane man and I shall cure him." - Carl Jung "The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization." - Alan Coult "It is odd, is it not, that a person's worth to society is measured by wealth, when instead wealth should be measured by worth to society." - Pierce Thorne "Programming is the exact science of driving a person insane. " "Health is merely the slowest possible speed at which you can die." + En qp dobrih citatov je na particle.com |
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"En dan se mi bo strgal vse bom pustu in bom šu." Janez Zmazek-Žan
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puzavnar
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men tud.pa itak sm ze vse veduferengi rulz |
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taprav desc ma orodje pod streho
http://puzavnar.mybrute.com jst ne spim,jest komiram izjava dneva od gurija now telefon mam.pm me your number bithes |
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frogstomp
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"We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and addictive. The job is almost done for us."
- J.K. Simmons, v filmu Thank you for smoking na sestanku z lobisti za tobačno industrijo |
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Tokio
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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. J. Lennon
Od prijatlce fant: Moško telo je lepo, ker ima penis. To je moj citat tedna:)
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Metal je muska za grde.
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Davorin.L.
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Ok, vem, da če bi začel razne misli iz filmov Woodya Allena sem limat temu verjetno ne bi bilo konca, ampak tale je enosavno fenomenalen:
I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs. |
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I kill people all day long,
I sing my song, because I'm John Lawman. |
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grafin
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vrag zna mnogo, ker je star..
zenska, sam vrag ve, kaj je to, jaz nicesar ne razumem.. (dostojevski) ko odvrzete vse, kar je nemogoce, potem mora biti tisto, kar ostane, pa naj izgleda se tako neverjetno, resnica.. (doyle) |
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