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Tyrant
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kok smešn
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To err is human..to arr is pirate. mjau
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Person-man
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Ta mi je všeč |
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Bifröst
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Omg presekal me je...hahah...sej bi blo se kej za dodat, sam bi bilo ze nestrpno :> |
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You're an inspiration for birth control.
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jaja, ta je huda, k ma mustaine in flames majco ja..... pac k prizna novo solo..... G.O.O.D. O.N.E.! |
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Mrtupevc
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It's April Fools day - m'kay, t'was actually :)
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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saiysoFLAMER
Senior Member Joined: 17.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 1506 |
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Se peljejo štiri babice, za avtom in jih ustavi policaj in jih opozori, da so vozile prepočasi. Babica se izgovori da ni vedela, da je bila oznaka 28, oznaka ulice in ne hitrosti, in nato odvrne da so prej peljale po ulici 167.
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puzavnar
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dalši post ful vicov and stuff
1. Pošta Slovenije Vas obvešča, da smo znamko z vašim obrazom umaknili iz prodaje, ker ljudje niso vedeli na katero stran naj plunejo! 2. Gorenjec pravi ženi:" Obleci se plašč, jaz grem na pivo" Žena reče:" Menda me ne boš na pijačo povabil?" Gorenjec:"Ne trapa, samo peč bom ugasnil!" 3.Kaj stoji v kotu meče žagovno in se praši? Ostržek, ki si ga meče na roke! ena serija od mtk: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat! Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo mama twice the man you are. Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine. Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama middle name is Rambo. Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals. Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving." Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. isce zajec nekoga k bi kdu travo z njim....isce isce pa ne najde....pol najde eno kuro...zvija zvija prizge in pravi: kura cutis kej? kura pravi- nic zajec se enkrat potegne:kura cutis zdej kej? - nic zajec se enkrat potegne ze je wsa zelen u faco se mu ze maw vrti:kura cutis zdej kej? - nic! niti kljuna niti nog niti kril. nic Mujo in Haso se znajdeta v Londonu. Pa Mujo vprasa Hasota: "Kaj naj recem, ce me kdo kaj vprasa ?" Haso: "Reci 'yes'." Pa gre Mujo in sreca buldoga, ki ga vprasa: "Do you want to be dead?" "Yes," mu odgovori Mujo. Buldog ga pretepe. Drugi dan spet vprasa Hasota, kaj naj odgovori, ce ga kdo kaj vprasa. Haso, rece naj odgovori "no". Se isti dan steca buldoga, ki ga vprasa: "Was that yesterday enough?" Mujo mu odgovori: "No!" ...*bum!* Mujo in Haso se vozita z avtomobilom. Zavijeta na avtocesto. Prizgeta radio in uzivata v glasbi. Nenadoma se oglasi napovedovalec: "Paznja, paznja! Neki ludak na avtoputu A1 vozi u suprotnom smjeru !!" A Haso: "Ma kaki jedan, bolan, ima jih na stotine !!" Kako umrejo mozganske celice blondinke? Samotno, predvsem samotno. POLICAJ USTAVI JANEZA:"Vozniško, prosim!" PA SE ZADERE ŽENA: "Pihat mu dejte , pihat mu dejte ...!!!" POLICAJ PREGLEDUJE DOKUMENT IN REČE: "Ja, v redu, se prometno,prosim." PA SE SPET ZADERE ŽENA: "Pihat mu dejte, a ne vidte kakšen je?! Piha naj!" POLICAJ VRNE JANEZU DOKUMENTE NAZAJ: "Lahko greste,gospod." PA SPET BABA UTRESE SVOJO GOFLO: "Zakaj mu pa ne dastepihat, sej je čist zadet. Dejte mu no pihat, gospod policaj!!!??" POLICAJ RAZUMEVAJOČ : "Gospa, Vaš mož je že dovolj kaznovan." Nekaj mešanih vicev. Ulazi Baba u podrum zgrade i vidi tamo gomilu klinaca. Reće bakuta: „Šta radite ovde deco?!” Klinci : „Ma baba drogiramo se, cirkamo, duvamo..” Tek će baba: „Neka, neka, samo nemoj da sedite na betonu”. Razgovaraju gluv in glup. Pita gluv glupoga: Koliko je 4 + 4? Glup: 6 Gluv: Na kurcu te nosam! Kako se imenuje pametna Bosanka? FATA MORGANA Tri nepisana pravila: 1. 2. 3. Pita Mujo Hasu hoće li kupiti pola teleta, a Haso mu odgovara: "Šta će mi da mi pada po dvorištu"! Sreli se momak i cura, i naravno poljubili se. Kad odjednom reče cura momku: Zašto tebi toliko smrdi iz usta?? Kad će momak: Pa smrdilo bi i tebi da imaš para za ćevape! Jedu mujo i fata škampe i fata se isprska po haljini: -Juu, izgledam ko svinja A mujo će: -A još si se isflekala Tone brod, Japanc uznemiremo hoda gore dole a Crnogoraca sjedi. -pa šta ćemo, upita Japanac? -oca vam jebem japanskog, vi bi samo nešto da radite Kakšna je formula za beg iz Aušvica? Višina dimnika * hitrost vetra. Voze se četiri pijanca u autu Zagrebom i zaustavi ih policajac i kaže: Dečki, prešli ste na crveno. A kaj ćemo, kad je ponestalo bjelog. Kako kulturen gospod dami reče da gre na WC? Grem pozdravit prijatelja ki ga boste kasneje spoznali. Sa čim se Bosanci griju a da počinje sa slovom Z? Z'drvma . Razlika med neumnimi in pametnimi moškimi. Neumni govorijo vice o blondinkah, pametni pa spijo z njimi. Zakaj v Kitajski ni komarjev? Vsak je ubil svojega. Vpraša sin očeta.Ata, kaj je to teorija kaj pa resnišnost? Poglej.Gre do svoje žene in jo vpraša.Ali bi spala z Michale Jacksonom za 20mil dolarjev? Bi, reče žena.Gre do hčerke in jo vpraša enako, tudi ona reče da bi.Nato še isto vprašanje postavi sinu.Po premisleku, sin odvrne da.Vidiš, teoretično mi imamo milione dolarjev, v resnici pa imamo dve kurbi in enga pedra. Vozi se cigan u auto školi. Pita ga instruktor vožnje: - "Kakav je ovo znak?" Cigan odgovara: - "Aluminijski, gazda." Zakaj se palčki smejijo ko igrajo nogomet? Zato ker jih trava žgečka po jajcih. Pride mož do žene pa ji reče: Nimaš jošk kot Pamela Anderson, nimaš riti kot J.Lo, ne sexas kot Sharon Stone ampak mala... Pušiš pa kot union olimpija 1.Pride hitler k zidom pa rece:"dans boste svinjino jedl!" zidje pa:"yessssssssssss!"(vem d zidi niso znal anglescine) hitler njim nazaj:"tiho prasci!" 2.Igrajo zidi pa naziji fuzbal u plinskih celicah. Kdu mislte d bo zmagu? zidje, saj so na domacem terenu 3.Zakaj ima tisto za spuscanje plina 11 lukenj? Zto k ma zid 10 prstou 4.Hitler rece zidom:"dans boste tekel na 100 metrou, prviga pa zadniga bom ustrelu, takoj 2 na start!" 5.Hitler naredi tekmovanje za zide plavanje po kislini, ki ražera. Eden izmed njih preplava do cilja napol razžrt Hitler pa mu rece, "cestitam, uvrstu si se v polfinale". 6. Hitler ima govor in eden od gledalcev oz. poslusalcev kihne. Hitler vprasa:"kdu je tu naredu!?" pa noben se ne jau. Pa da 1 vrsto na odstrel. Se zmem se nobem ne jau.Da 2 vrsto na odstrel, se zmem noben ne prizna. Pol pa en prizna, Hitler pa rece:"Nazdravje!" Prostitutko obišče študent. Vpraša jo: "Ali bi lahko za tisoč tolarjev, samo enkrat noter, enkrat ven?" Ker ni imela drugega dela prostitutka privoli, mladenič se spravi noter, pa kar tišči in tišči noter, vedno globje v njo. "To je bilo noter, zdaj pa ven!" se razjezi prostitutka. "Ne morem," reče študent, "imam samo petsto tolarjev." Bil sem presrečen. Z deklico svojega srca sem hodil že več kot leto dni, ko sva sklenila, da se poročiva. Moji starši so nama v vseh pogledih pomagali, prijatelji so me spodbujali, moja deklica pa... Bila je sanjska. Samo ena stvar me je malce vznemirjala-moja bodoča tašča. Bila je uspešna poslovna ženska, bistra, predvsem pa lepa in seksi. Včasih se je z menoj čisto očitno spogledovala, kar me je spravljalo v zadrego. Nekega dne me je poklicala, naj se oglasim, da bova pregledala seznam gostov. Šel sem. Bila je sama in ko sem prišel, mi je zašepetala, da se bom kmalu poročil, njej pa sem všeč in si me želi. Rada bi se z menoj ljubila, samo enkrat, preden se poročim in se zapišem njeni hčeri. Kaj naj bi ji rekel? Bil sem tako presenečen, da nisem mogel izustiti niti besede. "Grem v spalnico," je rekla, "in če si pripravljen, pridi za menoj." Ko je odhajala po stopnicah v spalnico, sem gledal za njo in občudoval njeno graciozno zadnjico. Samo trenutek sem pomišljal, potem sem pa šel k vhodnim vratom, jih odprl in stopil iz hiše... Pred hišo je stal njen mož, me s solznimi očmi objel in rekel: "Zelo smo srečni in zadovoljni, da si opravil našo malo preizkušnjo.. Ne bi si mogli želeti boljšega moža za svojo hčer, kot si ti. Dobrodošel v družini." Iz tega sem se naučil: kondome imej vedno v avtu. Na letalu so bili Bush, Michael Jackson in polno afriških otrok. Nato začne pilot kričat, da bodo strmoglavili, ni pa bilo dovolj padal za vse . Pa pravi Michael Jackson Bushu: "Najprej rešimo otroke". Bush odgovori: "Jebeš otroke", Michael Jackson pa: "A mamo se tolko cajta?" se vozijo na letalu american, rus, bosanc in slovenc. prvlece american izpod stola gajbo jack danielsa in zacnejo pit. pa se cez ene pou ure american vstane, odpre vrata od aviona pa vrze gajbo vn. pa vsi "a si ti nor, celo gajbo si vn fuknu, ka bomo zdj pili?" american: "ma ne se sekirat, se bomo ustavli u ameriki, mamo mi se polno tega doma." pa najde nekje rus gajbo vodke in pijejo tisto naprej. pa se cez ene pou ure rus vstane, odpre vrata aviona pa vrze vso vodko vn. pa spet vsi "si ti nor? zdej pa res nimamo nc za pit!" rus: "ne sekirite se, se bomo ustavli v rusiji, mamo mi polno tega doma." pol se vozije se ene pol ure, pa se vstane slovenc, odpre vrata, pa vrze bosanca vn. se sprehaja ojdip po peklu in pride do sizifa lih na zacetk hriba. "rines, a, rines?" pa sizif: "jebi si mater!" lohk bi jih dau še več sam sm na šihtu pa ne gre pol zvečer Edited by puzavnar - 23.May.2008 at 12:05 |
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. <zeep> rapc? <Batty> ... <Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end <zeep> oic <Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e <zeep> wtf is erap?
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Ta citat je star. Prebol. Dj mir. In ni vec smesen.
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Kaj narediš, ko Slovenija zmaga na svetovnem prvestvu?
Ugasneš Playstation in greš ven. ___________________________ Pride Mujo do avtomata za sendviče. Vrže vanj 100 SIT, pritisne na gumb in dobi sendvič. Položi ga na mizo, nato vloži še 100 SIT, pritisne še enkrat in dobi še en sendvič. Tako nadaljuje, dokler se na mizi ne nabere grmada sendvičev. Ljudje v vrsti, ki se je nabrala za njim, začnejo godrnjati. Nekdo ga potreplja po ramenu in reče: "Pohiti, veliko nas čaka na sedviče." Mujo odgovori: "Ne bo nič. Mujo igra, dokler dobiva." ______________________________________ Žena vara svojega mož z ljubimcem medtem, ko je on v službi. Njen devetletni sin pride domov pa ga stlaci v omaro in zapre vrata, da ju ne bi motil. Cez nekaj trenutkov pride mož domov in žena tudi ljubimca strpa v omaro, kjer je že njen sincek. Fantek hitro zašepeta:"Temno je tukaj." Moški odgovori :"Ja, je." Fantek:"Imam baseball šogico." Moški:"O, lepo." Fantek:"A jo boš kupil?" Moški:"Ne, hvala." Fantek:"Očka je zunaj." Moški:"OK, koliko?" Fantek:"10.000 SIT." Nekaj tednov kasneje se stvar ponovi in fantek spet konca v omari z ljubimcem svoje mame. Fantek:"Temno je tukaj." Moški odgovori:"Ja, je." Fantek:"Imam baseball rokavico..." Možakar se spomni kaj je bilo nazadnje in takoj vpraša:"Koliko?" Fantek:"20.000 SIT." Nekaj dni kasneje pride oce domov ves razpoložen in vesel in rece sinu: "Daj vzemi ono baseball žogico in rokavico pa greva na dvorisce malo igrati". Sin mu odgovori :"Ne morem ocka, prodal sem jih". Oče vpraša:"Za koliko si jih pa prodal?" "30.000 SIT", odgovori fantek. Oce se razjezi in zacne vpiti na sina: "Grozno je tako odirati svoje prijatelje za nekaj kar ni vredno niti cetrtino tega kar si dobil. Takoj greva v cerkev, da se spoveš grehov!" Oce zgrabi malega za roko in gresta direkt v cerkev. Porine sina v spovednico in zapre vrata. Čez nekaj trenutkov se fantek usede in zacne: "Temno je tukaj." Župnik:"Pa ne zacni spet s tem sranjem!" |
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geek: Dude, i was just about to fuck her.....but then she went offline
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Sedam čuda socijalizma:
1. Svatko je bio zaposlen.
2. Iako je svatko bio zaposlen, nitko nije ništa radio.
3. Iako nitko nije ništa radio, sve planove smo ispunili bar 100%.
4. Iako je plan bio ispunjen preko 100%, trgovine su bile prazne.
5. Iako su trgovine bile prazne, svi su imali sve.
6. Iako je svatko imao sve, svi su krali.
7. Iako su svi krali, nikad ništa nije falilo.
...ah, ja, to so bli cajti...
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Zakaj je dojenček padel iz gugalnice ???
- Ker ni imel rok in nog Hčerkica vpije .. : "Mami mami,daj mi čokoladico Mami : Ja vzemi si jo Hčerkica : Mami,sej veš da nimam rokic... Mami : jah .... ni rokic,ni čokoladice ... :P |
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Tegale sem danes dobu (nisem gledu, če ga je slučajno že kdo napisu, ali....)...Takole gre:
Kakšna je razlika med pedofilom amaterjem in pedofilom profesionalcem?
Pedofil profesionalec ima končano Teološko fakulteto...
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kwa je še bl smešn od mrtvega dojenčka??
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Sta hodili dve ovci po travi pa reče prva: 'Beeeeeeeeeee' , pa reče druga: 'Si mi vzela z jezika!'
Mož pride nakresan domov. Žena mu primaže zaušnico: "Ali boš še pil?" Mož molči. Žena mu pritisne še eno zaušnico: "Odgovori! Ali boš še pil?" Mož molči.Žena mu prisoli še tretjo zaušnico: "Povej! Ali boš še pil?" "No prav," reče mož, "pa nalij!" "Zakaj je na svetu več žensk kot moških?" "Ker je po svetu več za čistiti kot za misliti!" Ujameta 2 kanibala cigana, na raženj z njim in ga obračata. "Pa ne ga tak hitr vrtet", pravi tretji. "Ma, če ga počasneje, pa krompir krade!" Kako spoznaš ženina na bosanski ohceti? Med vsemi ima najlepšo trenirko. Pride blondinka v trgovino: B: Kilo kruha prosim ! P: črnega ali belega ? B: Ni važno, saj sem s kolesom ! Katera so najhujša tri leta v življenju povprečnega črnogorca ? Prvi razred osnovne šole. |
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največji vic ... spodnji komentaji... komu to vi ?
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tebi res ni pomoči...
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jaja, paranoid prevajalci, navalite, TOLE JE ZA CRRRRKNAT SMESN!
lei me kak se smejim: ha ha . jack ass |
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uh vse sm prebral
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En nasvet za prihodnje. Tale opombica v oklepaju ni potrebna. Razlaganje kergakol štosa uniči ves njegov čar.
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Kravi sta stali na pašniku in ena je tresla svoje vime.
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Če bi bla bo po istem kopitu naredu comedy za katerikoli triyeš band, bi pa vsi cepal.
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hehe, dobra cenzura smo
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nekj o glasbenikih :D
-Zakaj se je bobnar pridružil bandu?
Hotel se je družit z glasbeniki.
-Kako ustaviš kitarista?
Daš mu note.
-Zakaj basist nikoli ne zboli?
Tudi virus ima nekaj ponosa.
-kaj ma tri noge pa kmet gor sedi?
bobnarski stolček. -Kako pravimo bobnarjem s polovico možganov?
Talentirani bobnarji. -Kako se kitarist prikaze na vajo?
pijan in pozen... kot ponavadi
-kaksna je razlika med basistom in kužkom?
kužek bo nehal stokati po parih mesecih.
-Sin: "oče rad bi odrastel in postal basist"
Oče:"no no,obojega pa ne mores imeti"
-Zakaj obstajajo soloti na basu?
Da se lahko publika čez kaj pritožujei.
-Kako se imenujejo ljudje, ki se vedno družijo z bobnarji?
gluhi.
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Men gre na kurac, ko Šujo napiše že dvestodvajstič, da mu grem js in nova šola na kurac. To je vesela tema če mi ni pomoči, aha no to bom že sam vedu, tist ko pozna ozadje se je nasmejal en mal, glede na to da, ni noben posebi povdaru da je sam iznajdu vis, ki ga je sm postu ali pač. Bom dal v IF temo štos. Zadnje cajte me re kr fajn napadate, kot da bi biu Prophet #2 ali kmetavz1234, al kej. Kot da mi je važn. Če bi pa mogu bit pogoj da si trašer, pa razdelte forum pa se nas bo ostalih 15MDM, 27 BM pa 28DM za sebe menl razn take skupne teme kot je TA ! .... no grem mal v čikfajt pogledat. ČIK - zgori, hočeš novga, še enga, ja sej vem tut Dave bi mogu met zadnjo besedo ... heh |
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Niti se nisem norčeval iz benda in stila glasbe (sej se niti nebi iz njih) ampak iz ljudi samih, ki imajo svoje fore. Na isti način sm mislu za treš fore od članov benda ne pa od benda samega, čeprav bi se našla kaka ideja.... čikfajt kdaj drugič... ne glede na to kaj js mislim o TM
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jst neb nč reku sam to je blo lih tolk smešn k 3 tipka z leve na mojem mobilcu.......
....ne, tipka me vseeno bolj zabava.
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Trije polži se sprehajajo in pridejo do roba ceste. Eden od polžev se odloči, da jo bo prečkal.
"Si nor ali samo nepazljiv?" ga vpraša eden od polžev. "Zakaj pa?" se čudi. "Čez dve uri pripelje avtobus!" |
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Da te odrešim muk za naslednjič ... the word you're looking for is thrash. |
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zanalašč narobe pišem
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jah, ti si pa zalostn Edited by FABO-SUPERGRIZL - 31.May.2008 at 08:41 |
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izklopte ot
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Slovenec in Hrvat - se rešita na samotni otok.
Tam ju ujamejo domorodci in ju obsodijo na smrt. Bili so kar moderni domorodci in so imeli giljotino. Najprej dajo pod rezilo Slovenca in sprožijo giljotino. Sekira se zatakne 20 cm nad njegovim vratom. Domorodci to razumejo kot božje znamenje, zato ga pomilostijo in mu obljubijo izponitev treh želja. Zaželi si čoln in 12 veslačev , zaboj zlata in ključ osmico. Vse to mu dajo, jih pa zelo zanima kaj mu bo ključ. Pa pravi Slovenec: "da vam popravim to giljotino, preden date gor Hrvata… |
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Ni vic, ampak men je vseen lih ene tolk smešno.:D Sm mal stare loge bral prej pa sm našu tole cvetko. Frend je naročal svoj prvi metal pulovar in je rabu mal pomoči.
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Occam's razor can leave a scar, but it can remove the cancer so often caused by the poison of liars and imaginers.
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lol, ker dumbass :D
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Štrikan pulover... haha. :D Dobra. :D
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js mam strikan-mercyful fate-pulover
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The 86 Rules of Drinking
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taprav desc ma orodje pod streho
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Sin se doma stalno laže, kako oceno je dobil v šoli, pa se stara dva
odločita kupiti napravo, ki zapiska (BIIP), če kdo pove kaj kar ni res in se jo odločita sprobat. mama: vpraša sina, kako oceno je dobil sin: pet BIIP!!! sin: no ja tri BIIP!!! sin: priznam, enko mama: da te ni sram, sama sem v šoli mela same petke BIIP!!! ata: vskoči, da bi pomagal mami - veš, ko sem jaz hodil v šolo... BIIP!!! sin: ata ti sploh nisi hodil v šolo!? ata: mulc, pazi kako se pogovarjaš z mano, jaz sem tvoj oče BIIP!!!... |
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hudooo!!
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Tole je sicer že staro, samo vseen... Preberte si, kake skrbi si delajo nekateri starci glede svojih otrok... Sam je pa "zaskrbljena mama" dobila nagrado! |
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Pride dislektičen ropar v banko in reče:
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Odpre medve novo mesnico in kod prva stranka pride k medvedu zajec in ga upraša če ma kilo jagod za prodat.Medved mu odvrn da je to mesnica in da prodaja meso in ne sadja.Naslednji dan pride spet zajec prašat medveda če ma kilo jagod za predat, medved mu spet pove da je to mesnica in da prodaja meso in ne sadja.To se ponavleja skozi cel teden.Nato medved konec tedna popizdi in reče zajcu če me šenkrt prašaš če prodajam jagode te prbijem gor na zid.Naslednji teden pride zajec vs prestrašen v medvo mesnic in praša medveda če ma žeblje.Medved mu reč da jih nima, potem mu reče zajec a maš kilo jagod za prodat!!!! |
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NJEN DNEVNIK: V soboto zvečer se
mi je zazdel nekam čuden. Dobila sva se v bifeju in popila pijačo. Pomislila sem, da
sem jaz kriva za njegovo razpoloženje, ker sem bila celo
popoldne v shopingu s prijateljico in malo zamudila na zmenek, ampak on ni nič
rekel. Pogovor se je zatikal, pa sem mu predlagala, da greva na kako
bolj mirno mesto, da bi se v miru pogovorila. Šla sva v restavracijo, ampak on se je še naprej
čudno obnašal. Z mislimi je bil
nekje odsoten. Vprašala sem ga, kaj mu je, pa mi je samo
odgovoril, da to nima veze z mano. Odgovor mi ni zvenel ravno prepričljivo. Ko sva se z avtom
vračala domov, sem mu rekla, da ga imam rada, ampak on ni nič odgovoril, samo roko je položil na
moje rame. Nisem si znala razložiti njegovega obnašanja, saj ni
rekel nazaj, da me ima rad. Nič ni rekel. Postajala sem vedno
bolj zaskrbljena. Ko sva prišla, sem pomislila, da me mogoče hoče
zapustiti. Poskušala sem
navezati pogovor, a on je samo prižgal TV in odsotno gledal program, kot da mi hoče
povedati, da je med nama konec. Na koncu sem
odnehala in rekla, da grem spat. Nekaj minut kasneje
je prišel tudi on. Na moje
presenečenje se je odzval na moje božanje in se ljubil z mano. Ampak še vedno je
bil nekoliko raztresen. Hotela sem se soočiti s situacijo in se pogovoriti,
ampak on je samo zaspal. Začela sem jokati
in jokala sem dokler nisem zaspala. Ne vem več, kaj
storiti. Prepričana sem, da
ima drugo ! Moje življenje je
popolna katastrofa ! NJEGOV DNEVNIK: Hajduk je danes
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his
daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were
killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" Edited by grafin - 04.Jun.2008 at 23:34 |
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se oprasicujem za oftopik :>
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se setata dve lepinji po ulici in pride mimo pizza..
pa rece ena lepinja drugi: poglej jo, kurbo, kako je namazana.. |
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se oprasicujem za oftopik :>
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Menih in nuna sta skozi puščavo jahala kamelo. Nenadoma je kamela padla
po tleh in poginila. Menih in nuna sta ostala sama sredi puščave in se
pomirila z usodo, da bosta umrla na žgočem soncu. Pa se je oglasil
menih:
"Nuna, ali veš, da jaz v življenju še nisem videl gole ženske. Zdaj, preden umrem, pa sem si zaželel, da bi jo videl. Bi se ti slekla zame?" "Zakaj pa ne!" je rekla nuna in slekla svoja oblačila, nato pa rekla: "Tudi jaz še nisem videla golega moškega. Ali bi se hotel tudi ti sleči?" "Seveda!" je rekel menih in slekel svoja oblačila. Nuna ga je začudeno ogledovala, nato pa vprašala: "Kaj pa je tisto med tvojimi nogami?" "To stvar mi je pa naredil Bog. Če jo vtaknem vate, bo nastalo novo življenje!" "Potem pa ga raje vtakni v kamelo, da bova lahko jahala naprej in si rešila življenje!" |
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