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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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devlin ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 8585 |
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Ene par br00talnih.
Kaj imata skupnega mobitel in princesa Diana? -Oba crkneta v tunelu. Kje najdeš tetraplegika? -Tam kjer si ga pustil. Moj dedek je umrl v koncentracijskem taborišču. -Pijan je padel s stolpa in so ga ujetniki prefukali do smrti.
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Pero ![]() Admin Group ![]() ![]() Joined: 13.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 3854 |
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me: Mom, I want a Ferrari!
mom: We have a Ferrari at home... Ferrari at home:
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Heml ![]() Newbie deluxe ![]() ![]() Joined: 21.Nov.2019 Location: Alpha Centauri Status: Offline Points: 1810 |
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Razlika med teorijo zarote in resnico?
2 meseca
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devlin ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 8585 |
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![]() Edited by devlin - 27.Feb.2022 at 17:03 |
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devlin ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 8585 |
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![]() Edited by devlin - 27.Feb.2022 at 20:54 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Mrtupevc ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 12.Jan.2008 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 1843 |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Cajhen ![]() Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 28.Aug.2020 Status: Offline Points: 679 |
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jz crkujem od smeha
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Cajhen ![]() Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: 28.Aug.2020 Status: Offline Points: 679 |
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tole je burleska najvišjega formata
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Mrtupevc ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 12.Jan.2008 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 1843 |
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Medtem v okolici Celja... ![]() ![]() |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Mrtupevc ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 12.Jan.2008 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 1843 |
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Kwa je hujš k to, da srečaš polarnega medveda? Da srečaš bipolarnega. (bedn vic, vem, ampak k sm to slišu od sodelavca z Dolenjske, k je to povedal "na svoj način", sm mislu, da bom zletu s stola)
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Mrtupevc ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 12.Jan.2008 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 1843 |
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"Dedi, kaj je to peder?" vpraša vnuček svojega dedka. "Uf, težka tema za razumet, ampak ti bom skušal pojasniti," pravi dedek. "Med vojno so nas Nemci poslali v taborišče in tam smo sami moški po par letih rabili nekaj, da se nam ni čisto zmešalo... In smo slamice vlekli. Sem potegnil ta kratko, pa sem dal. Drugi dan smo spet slamice vlekli, pa sem spet jaz potegnil ta kratko. Pa sem dal, kaj sem pa mogel, vsi smo bili v isti zgodbi. Tretji dan vlečemo slamice, a tokrat potegne kratko moj sotaboriščnik. Ampak on pa ni in ni hotel dati... In vidiš, TO JE PEDER." |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Mrtupevc ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 12.Jan.2008 Location: Bangladesh Status: Offline Points: 1843 |
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Ako se ikad osjećate beskorisno imajte na umu da negdje u Njemačkoj postoji radnik koji ugrađuje žmigavce u BMW. :D
Edited by Mrtupevc - 22.Dec.2022 at 11:27 |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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devlin ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 8585 |
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Kaj je rekla lezbična vampirka partnerici?
'Se vidiva drug mesec.'
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devlin ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 8585 |
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Kakšna je metalska zmota?
Če prideš v majici dying fetus v porodnišnico.
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Ijus ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 05.May.2014 Status: Offline Points: 2825 |
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hahaha
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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evo, najdena je bila še četrta opica ![]() ![]() |
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frogstomp ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11970 |
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Frišna epizoda krivih spoh |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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za tiste preko luže in še kje ![]() |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Saj ne vem, kam bi lahko to prilimal, če ne pod vice :) ![]()
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Mitja M.J. ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 18.Aug.2008 Location: Slovenija Status: Offline Points: 5070 |
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Meni je smešen predvsem prevod: "Mladi Varg Vikernes in Øystein Aarseth, ki je kasneje umrl od Vikernesove roke."
Edited by Mitja M.J. - 24.Jan.2024 at 15:36 |
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MacGyver je zakon!
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Speadge ![]() Senior Member ![]() dežurni aktivist Joined: 22.Jul.2015 Status: Offline Points: 2317 |
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Stratego ![]() Newbie ![]() Joined: 19.Sep.2021 Status: Offline Points: 138 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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Mali psihopat bi moral začeti s standupom. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Vidi se, da kretenčič poskuša opravičiti svojo agresijo in vsekakor je smešno, da prizna, da je isti kot Hitler. ![]() Me prva zanima, kako mu bodo tole polizali njegovi apologeti. ![]() ![]() |
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Kilroy ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 16.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenija Status: Offline Points: 1478 |
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Ozzy: "I want no association with this man!" |
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ブレードランナー
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V1981 ![]() Newbie ![]() ![]() Joined: 31.Oct.2019 Location: Slovenija Status: Offline Points: 214 |
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Poli ![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: 29.Nov.2007 Location: Slovenia Status: Offline Points: 11552 |
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