Paranoid Forum : Anekdote inu ostale štorije... https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/ Copyright (c) 2006-2013 Web Wiz Forums - All Rights Reserved. Sat, 10 Oct 2026 08:16:48 +0000 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:33:18 +0000 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Web Wiz Forums 12.08 360 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/RSS_post_feed.asp?TID=804 <![CDATA[Paranoid Forum]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_images/web_wiz_forums_new.gif https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/ <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : Hellouuu!!! Smo mel eno profesorco...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=65378&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#65378 Author: Prdosnif
Subject: 804
Posted: 06.Oct.2008 at 18:33

Hellouuu!!!

Smo mel eno profesorco za slovencino v srednji sol in je mela res legendarne izjave!! Dve izmed njih so ble:

Smo bli na hodniku pa pride do sosolca ku se je neki dru po hodniki in mu rece da naj gre vn iz razreda!!

Najboljsa je bla pa ta, ko se je enkrat med uro razfukala in vsa jezna rekla: >>Kdor ne bo dal miru bo v torek nenapovedano vprasan!!<<


Lp Prdosnif]]> Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:33:18 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=65378&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#65378 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : lol emo forumi rox xDse 100000000%...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64928&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64928 Author: jajčk
Subject: 804
Posted: 03.Oct.2008 at 13:09

lol emo forumi rox xD

se 100000000% strinjam NOFX
Lp &
Peace.
miss_unseen
P.S.: NOFX so prov zakon, sploh pa Motley Crue Mr.%20Green


nwm ka je s tem misla,ampak js si to razlagam kot da misli da je Motley Crue komad od NOFX?LOL


Edited by jajčk - 03.Oct.2008 at 13:10]]> Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:09:50 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64928&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64928 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : to bl spada pod ostale štorije...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64872&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64872 Author: Kali
Subject: 804
Posted: 03.Oct.2008 at 02:35

to bl spada pod ostale štorije :)) al nevem kaj

Kam investirati?

 No, torej? Ni dileme, trileme...

Če ste lani kupili za 1000 evrov delnic Norther Networks, bi danes imeli 59 evrov.
Če ste lani kupili za 1000 evrov delnic Lucent Technologies, bi danes imeli 70 evrov.
Če ste lani kupili za 1000 evrov delnic Alcatela, bi danes imeli 170 evrov.
 Če ste lani kupili za 1000 evrov steklenic piva, jih do danes že vse izpraznili, bi za prazne steklenice dobili 380 evrov.
 Kam torej investirati?
Big%20smile
]]> Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:35:19 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64872&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64872 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : Ahahahaha... Dons je mel en Hrvat...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64716&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64716 Author: Mrtupevc
Subject: 804
Posted: 02.Oct.2008 at 01:36

Ahahahaha... Dons je mel en Hrvat na busu monolog na temo adrenaLLina (s poudarkom na trdem LL)

Bil je seveda "rahlo" pod gasom, šlo je pa nekako takole:

"Koji kurac vam Slovencem paše jet na Magna Purno pa se jebat pa plezat pa se zgubit?! A to vam da adrenaLLina?! Jest bi tut mel tega adrenaLLina! Ja, seveda, pol vas pa rešujejo za 20000 €! Jao, jest bi tut potoval po svetu, ajde, dejte mi 20000 €, da bom mel tut jest mal adrenaLLina!"

(pol tko vid eno patruljo, ki je glih ustavla en avto): "Evo jih, mamo jim jebem modro, dejte men mal tega adrenaLLina!"

(se obrne okol pa praša prvega zravn): "A sem sitn?! A sem nasilen?! Ajde, tam so modri, poklič, ajde, ajde!"

...itd...

Fak, to mora vsak v živo doživet... ]]> Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:36:31 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=64716&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#64716 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : No še jst eno...V 7. razredu OŠ...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55881&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55881 Author: WildSpirit
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Aug.2008 at 14:02

No še jst eno...
V 7. razredu OŠ na enmu planinskem taboru smo se šli kopat in skakat v Sočo. No in k si skoču u vodo si mogu pol nazaj it po eni ful ozki potki, po keri si se komej sreču s kom. In jst zagledam starejši par s psom in tko od daleč uprašam: A je hud? In ona dva se nasmehneta pa pravta: Ja ja, hund hund!
...sta bla pa nemca in sta misnla, da sem uprašala če je to pes...LOLLOLLOL
]]> Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:02:10 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55881&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55881 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : vsaki drugo punco so vsaj enkrat...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55792&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55792 Author: Prophet
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Aug.2008 at 10:29

vsaki drugo punco so vsaj enkrat v življenju slekli z očmi... :O
Ostale so pač bile pregrde tudi z obleko :>
]]> Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:29:10 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55792&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55792 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : Lol :) ]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55790&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55790 Author: Bifröst
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Aug.2008 at 10:21

Lol :) ]]> Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:21:30 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55790&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55790 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : Ena cvetka z enga SLO bloga (prevod...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55781&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55781 Author: Mrtupevc
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Aug.2008 at 09:37

Ena cvetka z enga SLO bloga (prevod angleščina-slovenščina):
 
 

Ena od vsakih treh punc je seksualno užaljena do 18. leta.

 
No, če gre samo za užaljenost, še ni tko hudo...LOL
]]> Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:37:58 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=55781&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#55781 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : ...for punks. ]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=45165&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#45165 Author: devlin
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Jun.2008 at 13:25

...for punks.

]]> Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:25:34 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=45165&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#45165 <![CDATA[Anekdote inu ostale štorije... : Iz Fat wreck novic:Whew. Here&#039;s...]]> https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=45159&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#45159 Author: sekky
Subject: 804
Posted: 28.Jun.2008 at 12:59

Iz Fat wreck novic:


Whew. Here's Fat Mike, leading the pack on tour from Europe:

Metalbands are not funny. NOFX just played at Hellfest in France a few daysago. We were the only punk band out of about 60 metal bands. It waspretty weird. We played right after Opeth and right before Motorheadand Slayer. I got to meet the guitarist of Slayer. Not really thatfunny. I asked him if he'd ever heard of NOFX. He said no, and walkedaway. I got to meet the singer of Morbid Angel. Kinda serious too. Idon't think there was one funny person there. The other thing was thatno one had any drugs. This is fucking Hellfest and all there was todrink was warm French beers in tiny bottles. Suckage. I did get to meetLemmy, that was neat. He was trying to score drugs but couldn't findany. Now that is a fucked up festival if even Lemmy can't score drugs.Oh, and a bunch of people got food poisoning. In conclusion: metal isbad.]]> Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:59:46 +0000 https://forum.paranoid-zine.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=804&PID=45159&title=anekdote-inu-ostale-torije#45159