Rob Schneider was a stapler. Then, he was a carrot. And now Rob Schneider is... a promoter! And he's about to find out that being a promoter is harder than it looks*.

Rob Schneider is The Promoter! Rated PG-13.

GREENLEAF (SWE) – psychedelic derp
http://www.facebook.com/greenleafrocks?fref=ts
http://smallstone.bandcamp.com/album/trails-and-passes
http://smallstone.bandcamp.com/album/nest-of-vipers

Der derp dee derpy derpy doo. Until they released derp derp da teedelee derp, with which they da derp dee dep da teetley depee depee dumb. With which they derpeete derp teedelee dep dep derp with which they derp derp deerpetee derpy teedeelee derp 'til this day!

STONED JESUS (UA) – doom/derp
http://www.facebook.com/stonedjesusband?fref=ts
http://stonedjesus.bandcamp.com/
http://stonedjesus.bigcartel.com/

A derpy derpeedee derp trio from teedelee derp-e-derp, that play derpy derpy derp derp, teedelee derp and derp. That shall be their derp time in teedelee derp da derpeetee teedelee derpa derp.

derpy derpy derp: 10€
derp da teedele derp: space.coitus@gmail.com
da derp da derp-a-derp da derp: 21:00
derpsale: http://www.on-parole.com/shop/view/greenleaf-stoned-jesus-ljubljana-20-09-2015-ticket

*it isn't