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-Kada ste primijetili da vam je žena mrtva? -Nakon nekog vremena. Seks je bio isti ali se počelo gomilati suđe. |
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Ijus
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haha kak je un ta sredn desn. hahaha.
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Jebenti, teli janševi Orbanćići ne nehajo. |
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Zakaj se Jožko penzijoner sprehaja okoli hiše s prazno samokolnico? ... .. . Ker je nima časa napolnit... :)
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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AAhahahaha, brutalno, v pustni maniri
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Mlada mamica v porodni sobi na silvestrovo malo pred polnočjo, ko je dete že skoraj privekalo na svet: "Doktor, doktor, koliko je ura?!" Doktor z rahlo otožnim glasom: "Gospa, žal še ni polnoč." Mamica privoščljivo: "Ha, vse je v redu! Bo moral dec plačat še preživnino za december!"
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Dve prijateljici na kavi... Vpraša prva: "Kaj naj si omislim, moža ali psa?"
Izkušenejša: "Odvisno, ali hočeš, da ti zasvinja tepih ali življenje..." Edited by Mrtupevc - 18.Jun.2019 at 11:24 |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Nikoli se ne smej ciganu na kolesu, lahko, da je tvoj...
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Stne
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Hahahhaahahha
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You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I AM GOD!
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Poli
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Dejan
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Trije moški popivajo v gostilni... Je ura ena pa gostilno zaprejo. Vsi
se pod gasom in se ne bi sli domov se menijo kam bi lahko šli.
Prvi reče.sej bi vaju povabil pa imam doma malega otroka. Drugi se oglasi pa reče da ima doma ful sitno ženo ki bi jih nagnala. Tretji pa reče da sicer bi lahko šli ampak da ima doma gluhonemo ženo in malo čudno taščo, ampak da bi te lahko vseeno sli. In se odločijo da te grejo. Pijejo do jutranjih ur dokler iz spalnice ne pride žena in jih zagleda tam. Vzame kos kruha ga potegne po piz** in ga vrže na mizo. Jo mož pogleda gre po taščo in jo pred njo nategne vzame škaf vode in jo polije. Pijanaska kolega gledata in se cudita. In reče eden od njiju. Ja vi ste pa res čudna familija. Kaj te je zdaj blo to. Eh sej to ni nič. Midva z ženo se tak sporazumevama. In reče drugi. Ja in kaj naj bi to pomenilo. Če mi je rekla da naj spizdim po kruh. Pa sem ji rekel Jebem ti mater a ne vidis da lije kot iz škafa. |
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Ahahah, temu se reče asertivno nestrinjanje s sogovornikom
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Doctor: Relax David it's just a small surgery, don't panic. Pacient: I'm not David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Dva najstnika sedita v sobi in ne počneta ničesar. Vstopi prijazna babica in vpraša: "A vama skuham kavo?" "Ne, ne, ni treba. Boš potem, ni frke," ji odgovori vnuk. Čez 15 minut spet pride babica v sobo in vpraša: "Naj vama sedaj skuham kavo?" "Ni treba, no, res ni frke. Bomo potem kavo," spet odgovori vnuk. Čez pol ure spet vstopi babica, prinese dve kavi in reče: "Evo, jaz sem vama skuhala kavo, ko pride pa Frka, bom skuhala pa še njej." |
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Ijus
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fale se amerikanac, rus i bosanac koji imaju bolje cipele.
amerikanac: kod nas imamo nike patike samo jih napumpaš i to letiš. rus sa nasmiješkom: kod nas imamo cipele vani -50 stepeni a tebi toplo bosanac se smije: kod nas imamo opanke. baciš se sa 10 sprata razbiješ se ko pička a opancima ništa.
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fale se leb, drvo i bure.
svi troje budale. ps: hahaha ta je taka avantgardna debilna.
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Ole - OleOleOle;
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mati zemlja
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"Ej, a ma limona kljun?"
"Ne." "Pol sem pa kanarčka u čaj stisnu." |
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~ V življenju niso pomembni ljudje, ki ti želijo srečo, ampak tisti, ki te osrečujejo. ~
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Ona: Dobar dan, što mogu učiniti za Vas? On: Jedan jebeni račun mi otvorite. Ona: Molim? Nisam dobro razumjela! On: Koji je tu kurac za razumjeti? U ovoj jebenoj banci bi htio otvoriti kurčevi račun! Ona: Oprostite, ali na taj način ne možete sa mnom razgovarati. On: Slušaj glupa kravo, ako budem htio tako s tobom razgovarati, to i hoću! Ona: Mislim da ću pozvati direktora banke! (Ona ode do direktora banke). Direktor: Oprostite, u čemu je problem? On: Da, postoji jedan jebeni problem. Na lotu sam dobio 15 milijuna eura, pa bi htio u toj vašoj jebenoj banci otvoriti najobičniji kurčev devizni račun! Direktor: I ova kučka Vam pravi probleme?! |
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