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devlin
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing) |
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Edited by Poli - 08.Mar.2020 at 21:36 |
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Hehe Zakaj ženske živijo dlje od moških? Za nalašč. |
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FUCK THE WORLD
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Poli
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mogoče bi si jih lahko kaj več, saj si jih sedaj namilim samo, ko se vrnem domov iz trgovine in službe, ampak spet pa ne toliko kot Arnie na sliki :D Edited by Poli - 24.Mar.2020 at 17:54 |
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devlin
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Stopim v nabito polno čakalnico, zakašljam in pozdravim »buon giorno«. Čakalnica je bila v trenutku prazna in takoj sem bil na vrsti
Stopim v nabito poln avtobus, zakašljam in rečem bongiorno. Na naslednji postaji smo bili v avtobusu samo še trije.
Stojim v vrsti na pošti in naenkrat uletita dva tipa z maskami. Vsi smo v trenutku otrpli. |
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Poli
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Mrtupevc
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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Edited by Poli - 30.Mar.2020 at 10:30 |
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devlin
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Sedi koala na drevesu in poha joint.
Pride mimo mali kuščar:'Kaj delaš koala?' 'Sedim na drevesu in poham joint. Pridi gor, bova še midva kakega zvila.' Mali kuščar spleza na drevo in skadita en joint, potem dva,.... štiri... pa pravi mali kuščar da je zdaj po vsem tem dimu žejen in da mora k reki spiti malo vode. Pride do reke, začne piti, a ga zabedira in pade na glavo v vodo. Priplava mimo krokodil, ga pobere in nese na obalo. 'Kaj delaš mali kuščar sam sredi reke?' 'S koalo na drevesu sva spohala nekaj jointov, potem sem imel suha usta in sem šel k reki piti vodo, padu not, ker me je zabediralo, nato si me pa ti pobral.' Pravi krokodil 'To pa moram videti'. Gre do drevesa: 'O shit, ej koalo pohat joint!!' Koala vsa zadeta: 'O fak, kolk vode si pa ti spil?'
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOBRA
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Beer sells...........and I'm buying
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Poli
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ena aktualna... |
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Poli
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U zadnjem redu bioskopa žali se Mujo. "Celi film me nisi poljubila." Fata: "Ma popušila sam ti!" Mujo: "Meni?!?" |
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Poli
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"Sem si šel mal pozvonit na vrata, ker je dober občutek, ko dobiš obiske."
"22. dan samoizolacije: Skregal sem se s svojo drago, ker je odnesla smeti iz hiše. Jaz sem bil na vrsti" "Mama je skuhala pasulja za 3 dni. Izgleda, da bomo maske nosili tudi doma." "Zunaj je virus, notri mam pa moža, kam naj grem?'' "Prišli so čudni časi ... Pred vhodom v banko piše: "Obvezen vstop z masko in rokavicami!" "Samoizolacijski nasvet: Sami se ostrizite, pa ne boste hodili iz stanovanja še naslednjih štirinajst dni ..." "Najbolje je, da maske nosite tudi v stanovanju, sploh v kuhinji, da ne boste pojedli vsega, kar vidite." "Trikrat sem spal, petkrat sem jedel, pa je še zmeraj danes." "Če vas v drugi občini hoče ustavit policija, pobegnite! Kazen zaradi občine je 400 €, za pobeg pa 250 €. Ne vprašajte, kako vem ... " "Pravijo, da te čokolada naredi srečnega! A ve mogoče katera, koliko je moraš pojesti? Sem pri peti, pa ni še nič bolje!'' "Nikar ne kličite policije zaradi čudnih ljudi, ki se gibljejo okoli vašega bivališča. To so samo sosedje brez 'makeupa' in frizure." |
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Speadge
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Saj ne vem, če to res sodi med vice ... :)
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Poli
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Speadge
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Tudi to ne vem, če je ravno vic, deluje dokaj realistično, ampak vseeno smešno :)
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Speadge
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Aktualno. Dezinfekcija.
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devlin
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Edited by devlin - 20.Apr.2020 at 18:57 |
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Poli
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Edited by devlin - 17.May.2020 at 16:20 |
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Edited by devlin - 09.Jun.2020 at 18:30 |
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Poli
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Kolona na cesti, folk hupa.
Pripelje zadnji in vpraša kaj se dogaja. 'En idiot je ugrabil Janšo, zaprl cesto in zdaj grozi, da ga bo zažgal, če ne dobi 5000000e, pa zdaj zbiramo prostovoljne prispevke.' Tipo zgrožen:'In koliko je povprečen prispevek?' '2 do 3 litre bencina.'
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Poli
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frogstomp
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evo sm rodil neki končn |
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Speadge
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Super si tole zrihtu :)
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Hahahah, sm se precej narežu ob vseh postih zgori... Sam frogi, tale tvoj "Dimitrij" pa prekaša vse Pa tut prezentacija je vrhunska - znaš narest / naplest zgodbo! Ena počitniška: Žena pride domov, pozdravi moža ter ga vpraša:
"Kje so pa otroci?"Mož stopi do routerja in ga izklopi. Iz zgornjega nadstropja se zasliši otroško dretje: "Očiiiiii, internet ne dela!" "V svoji sobi so," odgovori mož. |
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Ole - OleOleOle;
Peterle - zakaj pa ne? |
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