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Dejan
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Kako je, ko se srečata 2 teoretika zarote na kavi:
Prvi:" Pristanek na Luni je bil fake!!!!" Drugi:" Oooo, a ti verjameš v Luno." |
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devlin
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Kako je ime Slovencu ki se utaplja?
Tone.
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Poli
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Edited by Poli - 11.Sep.2020 at 10:02 |
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Kako veš, da si nesmrten?
Že dva vala nosiš isto masko, pa si še vedno živ.
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Speadge
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enga iz 24ur
Policaja privedeta s patrulje sumljivega neznanca. Komandir: “Kaj pa je ta naredil?” “Nič. Ta tretjega za tarok rabva.” |
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Poli
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Ena aktualna Orbanova... |
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Poli
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Ijus
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haha
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Ijus
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kaj reče štajerc ko pade v reko? še tole spijemo pa gremo! hahaha |
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Ijus
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hahaha to je skor tko kot: i said glass of juice! not gass the jews!
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Poli
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Edited by Poli - 28.Dec.2020 at 08:43 |
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Poli
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Mataković vam želi.. |
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Poli
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Dejan
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Pero
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-a bo zbirsala samo en fake profil ali vse? -bojo to naredil tud ostali iz stranke?
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Poli
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Ok, našel novico tule: ha ha, izbrisali profil ...to je znan modus operandi janšistov, Majer approved |
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Speadge
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as ti že pil kdaj slab šnopc?
pa sm in kašn je bil? pa dober |
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Poli
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Real
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Nomen est omen.
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Poli
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Sta se prebivalca naselja Brezje Pri Novem mestu šla poročiti k župniku.
Na koncu obreda reče župnik: "Razglašam vaju za moža in ženo!" Nakar Brajdič reče : "Kaj to pomeni, da nisva več brat in sestra?"
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I KILL.....you die....I EAT...!!!
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Speadge
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Saj ne vem, a tole pade pod vice? :)
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P l a c e h o l d e r
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Ijus
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hahaha
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Poli
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Poli
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novi logo sueškega kanala |
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Poli
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back to future! :D |
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polopoklip
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What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches. |
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Poli
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Dejan
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Dejan
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še en tak za med vice: čeprav se mi tale zdi malo simpatična.
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En ultra bedn vic, k je par dni nazaj zrasu na mojmu zelniku, ko sm se sprehajou mimo ene pasje šole na prostem... total crap od šale - nekej u rangu tistga sranja k preberete na zadnji strani slovenskih novic.... recmo, da je ta vic primeren za vaše stare starše, ker je uber PC:
Se sprehaja starejši gospod po parku pa naleti na pasjo šolo na prostem... spomin mu pobegne v njegovo mladost, čas cicibančkov in pionirčkov, čas brezskrbja in neskončnih upov na prihodnost, in z emocijami v glasu lastnike in pse šolarčke pozdravi s parolo: 'Na mladih svet stoji!'... v odgovor mu pa vsi ljubitelji psov hkrati z enako mero emocij in pogledom na prihodnost odvrnejo 'Ta svet je na psu!' Potem mam pa še en vic, za katerga sem pa zihr, da sm si model sposodu pr nekom, ampak preprost ne vem kje. Ta je bolj za po risankah... toilet humor deluxe... mogoče bo komu všeč Pride klošar do mene na ulici pa reče: 'Blowjob je 5€'. Iz žepa vzamem denarnco, pogledam notr in vidm da mam samo dvajsetaka... nekaj časa razmišljam in cincam... ko se mi končno prižge žarnica, mu v roke stisnem 20€ in mu ga štirikrat pofafam.
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Poli
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sparina |
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